gank
12:29 Sat Apr 9
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There's no way I could have the same IP as Gank
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Zammo
12:29 Sat Apr 9
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Pancho,GANK, Alfie???????
Lol,you sad sad cunt.
Al posting from the same cafe???????
LOL
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Zammo
12:27 Sat Apr 9
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Anyone else check the IP?
LOL SAD CUNT
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the exile
12:14 Sat Apr 9
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Can I have some of what you're on, Alfie?
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gank
12:10 Sat Apr 9
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Alfie, I shall be taking that as a very firm 'affirmative', my avianly-perverted chummo.
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Alfie
12:04 Sat Apr 9
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Gank i have known and been proud to call my lovers many a variety and species of bird sir.
Of all my sexual dabbling in the avian kingdom though there is one standout.
Dorota.
She went by the name of Dorota, she was a mature ruddy crested robin brown breast, black billed, migrated to these islands from her native islet of Twampen, near Belarus.
When i met her she had nothing but a selection of small twigs and worm in her sleek bill, she was trilling in delight at the sheer fuck offness of her dinner. A giant gobful of branch and earthen insect.
I was instantly smitten with a deep and profound bird ardour at her gentle warble- as she snacked and did that peculiar stationary hop birds do upon the branch, like they are pogiong at a bird skinhead dance.
We married in 2002 and had Princes 'raspberry beret' played as she flew down the aisle and alighted upon my hand to become my wife.
Unfortunately she died in 2004, trapped in the neck of a milk bottle she had pecked through the foil lid of to dip her little beak in the creamy contents. Her last meal, at least she died with a full creamy head.
She is buried at Pitsea animal and ostrich cemetery - where each year on the anniversary of her death i scatter bits of bacon rind and chopped up spider in her honour.
She did so love to peck at the hairy fucking legs of dying spiders.
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Hammer and Pickle
11:40 Fri Apr 8
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While you're posting please explain why Polish women are so very fit, Alfie.
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gank
11:34 Fri Apr 8
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Alfie - you ever confused a pelican with a heron before bruv?
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Hammer and Pickle
11:33 Fri Apr 8
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There was reports of your demise, Alfie.
I did of course say it was all stuff.
And nonsense.
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Alfie
11:30 Fri Apr 8
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Not noticed any site hacking to be truthful, although recently after posting to the site i was subjected to a sexually invasive assault and rendered bum sore by a marauding pelican who sprang from the sidebar adverts of this page.
Imagine the degradation i felt as both of his big heavily beating pelican wings felt my bum cheeks up while he forcibly pecked and worried my face with his rough beak - trying to kiss my mouth
The dirty fishy bastard.
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Lewisham_Hammer
11:26 Fri Apr 8
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H&P dunno mate, been looking for those Sven Goran Ericsson specs you wear for a while chap, where they from?
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Hammer and Pickle
11:22 Fri Apr 8
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Fair enough - be sure to report back.
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Takashi Miike
11:21 Fri Apr 8
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LH, you been on the beer?
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Lewisham_Hammer
11:20 Fri Apr 8
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You were one of four people I expected to reply first l!
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